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Saturday, September 5, 2009

Why Do You Care?

Every single day there is another story in the news, or on the television about some spoiled rich person in Hollywood who are in some type of "distress." By distress of course this means, they are in the hospital because they got a papercut, or now have a charity campaigning for them because they don't have enough money for the Ferrari. Yeah I know, who the fuck would want to settle for a plain old Lamborghini?

Seriously though, there are everyday people who have a lot bigger problems than those that are on our front pages, and five o'clock specials everyday. People who are having there homes foreclosed or are forced into things everyday are simply an afterthought. That is, if they're even thought of, of course.

What I mean in today's rant, is that I could really give less of a shit if Donald Trump has built another mansion. It's not relevant to any of us if you think about it. What's even worse is when people actually go out of their way to make a fuss out of something that doesn't affect them. The most famous instance of this that I can think of, is when amateur pornstar (let's just be honest, it's like the most productive thing that's she's ever done,) Paris Hilton was released from jail, there were hundreds of dumb preteen-future-bitches waiting with posters and crying because the Great Paris Hilton, was out prison.

They had a good point for wanting her released. What she did wasn't all that bad. Wait... what did she get sent in for?

Oh right, because she was driving recklessly while being drunk. I guess you'd be dropping your pathetic little posters if she was doing 90 in a school zone at the time... hypocrite fuckers.

As usual, I'm right about all of what I've mentioned. If it was you or your friend who had done that, get ready to spend the next year or two in a cosey jail cell with "Big Mike." Oh and I hope you're not in need of a new heart anytime in the near future. If your name doesn't rhyme with Pilton, or Gohan (lol... Dragon Dragonball...) expect to get those affairs in order.

Most of us are like ants. We all work for some fat bitch that decided she was our Queen. Eventually you are going to get stepped when you venture outside.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

SKE3T SKE3T... =3

I would like to start off by saying,

Biggie Smalls... Biggie Smalls... Biggie Smalls...


"Swine Flu"
So this little Mexican menace is supposed to be so goddamn deadly? Well I haven't met anybody who has it... have you? No jackass, you haven't. You know why you haven't. Swine flu is like the moon landing. It didn't happen, so move on and continue with your life... oink oink.

Now here is what pisses me off (okay the thing that pisses me off at the moment...) On almost every single YouTube video there is at least one prepubescent nine year old boy from somewhere in California who decides to be a "rebel," by posting this little statement,

lizzysk8er (3 hours ago)

Marked as spam
u say Flo Rida i say OZZY
u say miley cyrus i say kill her

u say katy perry i say fuck her

u say high school musical i say kill them all

u say rap i say SUCK IT!

u say hip hop i say slipknot

u say kanye west i say cradle of filth

u say T. Pain i say ha! your in jail

say Akon i say trivium
94% of kids prefer rap to other music. :-P if your one of the awesome 6% that still loves to headbang copy and paste this to three pure rock videos.

Wow goddamnit, I have no idea why this pisses me off so much (because I'm slowly becoming insane?) but every time I see it I want to punch LiL Wayne in the liver...

We all know that Slipknot is a good band, but come on dumbass, you make every Slipknot, Disturbed, Bring Me the Horizon, All That Remains and any other band that you mention look slightly well... retarded.



In Conclusion:

  • I hate most people
  • Swine Flu needs to stop taking it's time
  • 99% of people are idiots who can't be creative and feel the need to post false statistics on YouTube to compensate for an over sized ego and by doing so make me want to punch myself (... and your dog... just kidding PETA,) in the eye just so I don't need to keep looking at your statement or this run-on sentence... so if you're in the 1% of people who can think for themselves (by the way, stop that immediately,) then please promise to never, ever post one of those lame comments.