Lo(o)se

Everyone insane people like myself talks about the fact that there are a shitload of people who can't use the right variations of than/then, there/their/they're and you're/your, yet I never see anyone comment on the lose/loose epidemic. Seriously people, are we you this fucking stupid? Quick English lesson for all of the "C" students out there:

Lose:

Three Examples --  

• I need to lose weight because I'm a fat piece of shit who, on a completely separate topic can't spell to save my life.
• It's okay to lose, Johnny; you're going to be doing it for years to come.
• Dump the body in the river; it's weighing us down and we have to lose the cops!

Loose:

Three Examples:

• Your mother has a loose hinge on the kitchen door. You should really fix that for her; she'd be really appreciative. By the way, her pussy is HUGE.
• During my severe opiate withdrawal, every bowel movement has been loose.
• While I was railing your sister in the ass, the dog got loose. It didn't escape from the yard, I just meant that I accidentally penetrated him during our threesome. You're out of peanut butter and kibble by the way.

So now you all should know how to not make everyone me miserable by being unable to write retarded. Now kill yourself and I may actually like tolerate you.


PS - holy fucking shit, the amount of people who can't differentiate women/woman is astounding. Somehow I'm going to blame this on the feminists. And we wonder why a white kid hasn't won a spelling bee in North America since the '80s. Oh! Don't let me forget too about "come on" often being written as "common." Seriously, retards... come on, this should be common knowledge. Back to using auto-correct, everyone...