What. The. Fuck.

Guess what?

I'm pissed.

Why is it that stupid bands who only play songs for stupid teenage girls, try to make a song ripping on bands and singers who only play songs for stupid teenage girls?

If you followed that, good for you, you've made me proud. Movin' on.

Basically who I'm pointing my dick of justice at, is the band Hedley, who are out with their newest crap, "Cha-Ching." I know, even the title screams of douchebaggerdum.

Now what really gets my goat (oh my God, I miss the twenties,) are some of the ironic lyrics like,

"Line up all the Idols
Who paint on phony smiles
Tryin to ride the fast track for free..."

Didn't the lead singer get his fame from Canadian Idol? Hmmm, this is the desperate scream of a hypocrite analbead in my opinion.

Oh and what's even worse, is that this band managed to sell out. That's right, a band of sell outs, managed to sell out. That just amazes me. The reason I say this, is because it's a completely different sound from the other shit that they have. It sounds like it should be a Hannah Montana bonus track. I want her to go to hell in case you didn't know.

Hypocrisy: One song at a time.

If there is any hope, Rage Against the Machine will re-unite.

SKE3T SKE3T... =3

I would like to start off by saying,

Biggie Smalls... Biggie Smalls... Biggie Smalls...


"Swine Flu"
So this little Mexican menace is supposed to be so goddamn deadly? Well I haven't met anybody who has it... have you? No jackass, you haven't. You know why you haven't. Swine flu is like the moon landing. It didn't happen, so move on and continue with your life... oink oink.

Now here is what pisses me off (okay the thing that pisses me off at the moment...) On almost every single YouTube video there is at least one prepubescent nine year old boy from somewhere in California who decides to be a "rebel," by posting this little statement,

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u say Flo Rida i say OZZY
u say miley cyrus i say kill her
u say katy perry i say fuck her
u say high school musical i say kill them all
u say rap i say SUCK IT!
u say hip hop i say slipknot
u say kanye west i say cradle of filth
u say T. Pain i say ha! your in jail
say Akon i say trivium
94% of kids prefer rap to other music. :-P if your one of the awesome 6% that still loves to headbang copy and paste this to three pure rock videos.

Wow goddamnit, I have no idea why this pisses me off so much (because I'm slowly becoming insane?) but every time I see it I want to punch LiL Wayne in the liver...

We all know that Slipknot is a good band, but come on dumbass, you make every Slipknot, Disturbed, Bring Me the Horizon, All That Remains and any other band that you mention look slightly well... retarded.

In Conclusion:

• I hate most people
• Swine Flu needs to stop taking it's time
• 99% of people are idiots who can't be creative and feel the need to post false statistics on YouTube to compensate for an over sized ego and by doing so make me want to punch myself (... and your dog... just kidding PETA,) in the eye just so I don't need to keep looking at your statement or this run-on sentence... so if you're in the 1% of people who can think for themselves (by the way, stop that immediately,) then please promise to never, ever post one of those lame comments.