We're All Screwed...

Time to rage.

So I'm assuming anyone who reads this has a window in their house. I also assume that they occasionally look out this window as well. Hopefully I'm not overestimating anyone here. If you have peered out this window, you probably notice that our world is dying.

Yes... dying. By the way, I refuse to make this a goddamn hippy post where I bitch out polluters... because frankly I don't care about it that much.

Anyways, the world: dying. How and why you ask? Well before we get to that part, let me explain in detail what I mean by use of a simple time line.

- Some painter in Germany had an idea.
- World War Two.
- War is over.
- Babies... lots of babies.
- Some people in Asia start doing shit.
- Vietnam.
- George Carlin continues his badassary.
- Some shit happens.
- MTV stops showing music videos.
- Bush Jr.
- Re-elected.
- Carrie Prejean.
- Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus begin the rape of young minds.
- Obama elected because he's "going to change things."
- Tiger Woods' found cheating on wife.
- lol.
- ???


As you've probably noticed by now, I'm somewhat of an optimist... anyways though, whenever I go outside, I know I'm going to see any or all of these things: dumb kids who think they're badass because they wear baggy pants, stupid girls who have over-tanned and look like a foot, and stupid people who text on the phone for ten minutes just to realize they can't remember how to spell 'cellphone.'

That's right, it looks like everyone is becoming more, and more idiotic. Google searches help the dumb, spell 'dumb,' and Paris Hilton is still allowed to be on television. It doesn't help that guidos are by law, allowed to fucking breed.

Honestly, I don't even have the heart to keep typing. so this rage will have to end mid sente...

O HAI, THNX FUR R3ADING. K BAI!

Wow isn't that title just annoying and stupid?

Wait, I'll answer. Of course it's stupid. It's the stupid art of trying to be ironically bad at spelling...

It's also stupid because the people who would write that title (and take it seriously of course,) are stupid. These are the people who drop our IQ's and will eventually make us want to kill ourselves.

Great you're still reading. K THNX!

Anyways... if you haven't figured it out yet, let me introduce you to emo's. Yes... emo's. Now as you might know, I'm not one to EVER make fun of anyone, or call someone stupid... nah but seriously, the majority of people who consider themselves to be an "emo," or as being "scene," are usually from the cosey world of suburbia and most likely watch too many MTV specials.



Don't you just feel really bad for that guy in the picture? Yeah you do... because you're a pussy. Just look at. Take away the skinny jeans and the pair of VANS, and you've essentially got yourself a Daniel Radcliff prototype. See it's simple bullshit like that, which makes people think that they're something that they are just not. Just because you dress like you're sad and depressed, doesn't mean that you are. That's something you need to FEEL.

Oh but wait a minute. Aren't emos known to be sensitive and write deep poetry?

Well yeah, if you consider poetry to be shit about how mommy wouldn't buy you a pony when you were six and how that act of "abandonment," has caused you to feel unloved. If this is considered to be real life drama, then I have a sad story about how I nearly failed art in the seventh grade because I thought the class was stupid and pointless. That tear jerker, will be saved for another day though.

Furthermore, you can't consider yourself to be emo just because you listen to My Funeral for a Friend or Thursday, doesn't mean that you're emo. It simply means that you're somewhat tone deaf.

Now on the otherhand, "These Children Who Have it so Rough," do have a few things that are simply, pretty awesome. They have the awesome quality of having NO SHAME WHATSOEVER.

Think about it...

They cry for no apparent reason.
They dress all alike, in an attempt to be nonconformists.
The guys wear eyeliner.
Some of the girls look like guys... on purpose.
They write things LKE THY FAIL3D THRD GRAD... again, on purpose.

They sound like attention whores, don't they? Again, I'll answer because you're too slow. Yes, yes they sound like attention whores.

The second thing that they have... are hot emo girls.



Yeah, I know right. I would too.

Seriously though, maybe it's like a side affect from too many My Chemical Romance concerts, but a lot of emo/scene chicks are hot. What's great about this, is that their emo guy friends are usually too involved in themselves to notice. If you've got any common sense at all, you'll realize that this is great for the rest of us who haven't spent too much time in front of our microwaves.

Now before I end this I just want to clear the air about my rant. I understand if you are sad and depressed because life has been a bitch to you so far. Whether this means your dad drinks too much, or your friends are never there for you or how the doctor fucked up your circumcision, dress in black and cutting yourselves won't make it go away. You just look like a tool.

Shut the fuck up and get a job if you feel worthless.

Feel better? If not, look at that second picture for about four seconds. Boobs make everything better.

BAI! xXx K THNX!

George Carlin is God

Whether you agreed with him or not, whether you loved him or you hated him, you can't help but to respect him. George Carlin was one of the most influential people of all time. Now in case you aren't aware of who he was, Carlin was a highly regarded (well unless you're very religious,) comedian and overall badass.

In my personal opinion, he was a genius. He did not simply accept things as they were. If there was something that was ridiculous, he wouldn't just sit back and accept it, he would call someone a fucker, and point out how we should learn to think for ourselves. What a foreign concept, right? Thinking for ourselves... might be useful someday.

Along with that, Carlin was always pointing out the hypocrisy in people, governments and religion. Of course that type of opinion was trying to be silenced by those people. Those people, who preach tolerance but can't tolerate clashing ideals.

This really isn't meant to be some kind of a biography, it is simply written to remind myself and others (yes I know that no one reads this,) that there are still people who hate stupid bullshit. Someone who hates all the hypocrisy that surrounds us. Now obviously George Carlin isn't around anymore, but his opinions and words are still around to make people think, if even for a brief second.