Arkells

Yeah I know right... what in the hell are "Arkells?"

The Arkells are this really amazing alt rock band. I'm serious people, check these guys out. Every song is great, catchy... sometimes they even induce projectile vomiting from their immense awesomeness.
If you're not searching Youtube for them yet then I don't know what else I can say to convince you.

As for their sound, it can best be described as if the two bands, illScarlett and Tokyo Police Club got bored one day and thought, "Ugh, Two and a Half Men is a re-run... let us produce pure awesomeness from our loins."
And with that folks, an amazing band was created.

To quote a very well respected man known as The Sex Dragon, "check out this band or I might just steal your dog. Just kidding, but I will give you a menacing look."
I would do what he says, he might just be a crazy sumbitch.

Here's a link to the best song from the Arkells CD, "Jackson Square."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LDEwHxInRE

SKE3T SKE3T... =3

I would like to start off by saying,

Biggie Smalls... Biggie Smalls... Biggie Smalls...


"Swine Flu"
So this little Mexican menace is supposed to be so goddamn deadly? Well I haven't met anybody who has it... have you? No jackass, you haven't. You know why you haven't. Swine flu is like the moon landing. It didn't happen, so move on and continue with your life... oink oink.

Now here is what pisses me off (okay the thing that pisses me off at the moment...) On almost every single YouTube video there is at least one prepubescent nine year old boy from somewhere in California who decides to be a "rebel," by posting this little statement,

lizzysk8er (3 hours ago)

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u say Flo Rida i say OZZY
u say miley cyrus i say kill her
u say katy perry i say fuck her
u say high school musical i say kill them all
u say rap i say SUCK IT!
u say hip hop i say slipknot
u say kanye west i say cradle of filth
u say T. Pain i say ha! your in jail
say Akon i say trivium
94% of kids prefer rap to other music. :-P if your one of the awesome 6% that still loves to headbang copy and paste this to three pure rock videos.

Wow goddamnit, I have no idea why this pisses me off so much (because I'm slowly becoming insane?) but every time I see it I want to punch LiL Wayne in the liver...

We all know that Slipknot is a good band, but come on dumbass, you make every Slipknot, Disturbed, Bring Me the Horizon, All That Remains and any other band that you mention look slightly well... retarded.

In Conclusion:

• I hate most people
• Swine Flu needs to stop taking it's time
• 99% of people are idiots who can't be creative and feel the need to post false statistics on YouTube to compensate for an over sized ego and by doing so make me want to punch myself (... and your dog... just kidding PETA,) in the eye just so I don't need to keep looking at your statement or this run-on sentence... so if you're in the 1% of people who can think for themselves (by the way, stop that immediately,) then please promise to never, ever post one of those lame comments.