Stupid People (Yep, they still exist)

Stupid people please don't read this. Don't get me wrong, you most likely won't understand this because well... you're stupid.

Now I know we've all encountered them. Stupid people are in our schools, at our places of work, on our buses, and even in our libraries (I know right, like what the fuck???)

Now why exactly do I hate them? Well for as long as I can remember I've always tried to apply myself to be smart, to be diligent, hell I even tried to make sure I could spell my own goddamn name right! Lofty goals... yes I think so too. Over the last year or two though, I've slowly but surely given up. That's right, I've given up on trying to achieve anything on an academic level.

It seems you can try as hard as you want, but in the end there is always going to be some fucking moron who thinks that H2O is a special Pokemon attack. They'll get a few laughs because it's cute... they'll get the same response when they're thirty. Sure it makes me seem like a total asshole... but in case I haven't been clear on that: screw it, think what you want on the subject (but you're still wrong.) I just can't stand the fact that for the majority of us, we'll be forced to slowly conform to the ever growing stupid populous. Words like "migraine" will soon be replaced with "thinkache," people won't have the ability to differentiate between tuna and chicken, and Paris Hilton will still be allowed to live.

Oh and before I end this rant I'd like to say "fuck you" to the Afghan president Hamid Karzai, who has made it legal to allow Shiite men to demand sex from their wives every four days and keep them indoors indefinitely. Are you fucking kidding dude??? This is about the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. You are officially a moron, have fun setting your country back another twenty years douchebag.